


At the Black Rose Seminar!

by Kaori-chan



Category: Utena
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2004-01-10
Updated: 2004-01-10
Packaged: 2013-06-26 17:58:10
Rating: K
Chapters: 1
Words: 437
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1681455/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/134198/Kaori-chan
Summary: Does the Black Rose Saga freak you out? Do you like parodies of anything and everything Utena? If so, join your favorite Utena characters for a songfic about the Black Rose saga! RR, please!





	At the Black Rose Seminar!

Black Rose Seminar  
A parody songfic by Kaori-chan  
Disclaimer: I do not own Utena, nor do I own anything else used in this  
fic. Thank you.  
(The scene starts off in complete darkness. Suddenly, a bunch of spotlights  
appear out of nowhere, illuminating a very colorful set that is very  
similar to the set of "I Love Lucy's" Ricky Ricardo show. The main Utena  
characters run out on stage, all wearing various cabana-esque costumes and  
dancing. Utena takes center stage and begins singing to the tune known as  
either "Star Wars Cantina" or "Copa Cabana", with the other characters  
providing backup and also throwing in some harmony during the chorus parts  
of the song."  
(Utena)  
Her name was Kanae,  
She was engaged to  
The young chairman of the board;  
She had everything and more!  
But she got jealous  
Of his sis, Anthy  
She gave her quite a pretty scarf,  
But Anthy made her want to barf!  
So Kanae went to see  
A guy who's real creepy  
He wants a brand-new Rose Bride whose  
Actually a guy!  
(All)  
At the Black Rose,  
Black Rose Seminar!  
The scariest place ever by far!  
Here at the Black Rose,  
Black Rose Seminar!  
Duelist haters and weird elevators,  
At the Black Rose..  
(Utena)  
There was Wakaba,  
And then Kozue,  
Who could forget Shiori?  
Mitsuru's stalking Nanami  
Then there's C-ko!  
A shadow play girl!  
Keiko is getting really mad-  
Nanami's treating her real bad!  
So they all went to see  
Who Mikage could be!  
With a bit of mind-controlling,  
They were all turned to his lackeys!  
(All)  
At the Black Rose,  
Black Rose Seminar!  
The scariest place ever by far!  
Here at the Black Rose,  
Black Rose Seminar!  
Duelist haters and weird elevators,  
At the Black Rose..  
(Utena)  
Mikage tried to  
Make a new Rose Bride  
Out of some boy who died,  
Where all those Duelists fried!  
And then I found out  
What was going on,  
So I challenged him to a duel,  
And made Mikage look a fool!  
It turns out Mikage  
Had killed those boys that day!  
Why hadn't he simply refused  
To put on that ring?  
(All)  
At the Black Rose,  
Black Rose Seminar!  
The scariest place ever by far!  
Here at the Black Rose,  
Black Rose Seminar!  
Duelist haters and weird elevators,  
At the Black Rose..  
Black Rose..  
Black Rose Seminar..  
Black Rose..  
Black Rose Seminar..  
(The song ends as all the characters strike some sort of pose. Pre-recorded  
applause and cheering blast at full volume, and the scene ends.) 


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